Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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