Duck Duck Cougar?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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