What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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