Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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