Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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