I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm really into asian looking animals
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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