Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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