I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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