Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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