Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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