he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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