At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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