No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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