Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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