do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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