another moral hangover. fuck.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
please don't ironically join a cult
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