he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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