he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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