Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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