Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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