Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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