I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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