i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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