Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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