I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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