talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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