Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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