O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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