so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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