Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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