There was a lot of him and a little penis
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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