So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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