I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize