We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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