I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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