Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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