So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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