I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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