If i come over, it means nothing
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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