im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
