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(469): View more from Texas

i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day

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(224): View more from Illinois

States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.

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(773): View more from Illinois

At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...

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(770): View more from Georgia

Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.

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(330): View more from Ohio

NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you

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