i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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