the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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