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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I need to align my fucking chakras
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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