you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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