I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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