I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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