Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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