We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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