fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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