I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
