Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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