i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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