You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
