I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I think a kid would responsible me up
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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