Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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