Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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